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The Raven...

Post by Nathan on Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:51 pm

Okay so this kid has a dream one night. In this dream, a raven appears to him and tells the kid that his dog is going to die.

The next day, the kid passes it off as his imagination and goes with his day as normal. So when he gets home that afternoon... his mom tells him that their dog died mysteriously.

That same night, the raven appears to the kid in his dream again. This time, the raven tells him that his aunt is going to die.

So the kid ignores it again and goes about his day . When he was almost home, he started thinking about what happened the day before. So he walked into his house, and he saw his parents crying on the sofa. They looked at him and told him what happened. Even though it happened again, he kept his mouth shut from fear of being labeled as crazy.

That night, the raven appeared in the kid's dream again. Now the raven told him that his father was going to die tomorrow just like his dog and his aunt.

So when the kid wakes up, hes pretty freaked out. He runs into his parent's room and tells them everything about the raven and his dreams and how the raven told him the future. So by this time, his mom and dad tried to calm him down and they eventually made him relax. But the kid was so frantic that he creeped his dad out...

The whole day the kids dad was driving the speed limit, looking over his shoulder, and being as careful as he could. He avoided any confronting situations and stayed away from anything dangerous. As he was driving home, he started thinking that he would make it through the day.

So he parks in his driveway, gets out of the car, and confidently walks to his front door. As he puts his hand on the door knob, he feels a burst of freshness run through his body. He starts laughing at the way he acted, and he opens the door to find his family crying on the couch.
He asks them, "WHAT HAPPENED?!"

His wife tells him...
"The mailman died..."

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Re: The Raven...

Post by Agent ICE on Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:00 pm

lol! hahahaha I love it!!!
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Post by Nathan on Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:06 pm

lol it took a long time to write but its worth it Surprised Surprised Surprised

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Re: The Raven...

Post by Agent ICE on Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:31 pm

Heck yea it is!
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Re: The Raven...

Post by aerosmith on Sat May 09, 2009 8:31 pm

very funny love it.

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